A Kangaroos without Pouches Podcast: Season 1, Episode 2 (with full breakdown)

Dan wants to do a podcast.  He cannot figure out what to make the podcast about or what to call it so Andy does not want to commit to the podcast.  He just lets Dan come over and record the podcast at his house then reads the script that Dan gives to him.  Other than that, Andy is not committed to the podcast.

A KwPP: S1, E2 (22:49)

Topics:

How to have a popular podcast…the script has big words again…brains are organs…Andy is in pain…Andy is forgiving…Dan realizes that he is a bad bus driver…the page flipping sound issue…Dan and Andy are not in sync…losing jokes in the sauce…Dan is bad at sarcasm…Andy needs to be more serious…Dan did not bring snacks again…Andy doesn’t want to die from Dan’s cooking…Dan realizes that he is a bad cook…Andy forgets they are on an audio medium…Dan realizes that he is a bad tenant…Andy can predict the future…Dan has trouble flipping pages…Dan tells a story about paying rent…Dan is a grown man…Andy inadvertently quotes the landlord…Dan is bummed out about being a grown man…Dan resists being called a grown man…Dan’s birth was fair…podcast magic…Dan and Andy both imagine that they don’t exist…dead air…Andy coughed so hard that he saw stars in the last episode…Andy has a deeper sub-conscious…minus the skull there are no bones in our heads…the mind is a funny thing…Dan claims to have saved Andy’s life…Andy denies that Dan saved his life…Andy’s name spells and plus a y…Andy could have gone by Andrew or Andres…Dan and Andy are on an audio medium…Dan complained about the audio medium before…Dan was born in Fairborn, Ohio…Andy had a sprained ankle when he first broke into radio a really long time ago…Andy makes drive time fun…Andy has an in-law with two spleens but no name…Andy still loves garbanzo beans…Andy has sacrificed a lot for his love of garbanzo beans…Dan likes pinto beans because they become refried beans…Dan offends Andy…The Naked Belt Ad from last podcast…two pocket belts…Andy’s thing is getting the joke…magical stuff happens in the bathroom…Andy suggests not always trying to sell the audience an something…Andy has nice amenities…Dan doesn’t believe in washing his hands…the Stand Your Ground Law…properly vetting stories…one guy was shot over a handicapped parking space involving two guys…Andy has never been to prison…impressions…getting sued by large corporations…existing…Andy got his brace off at the age of 25…Andy saved the podcast…Dan acts like he is serious…baseball season…baseball stadium food…a 2 pound chicken nugget is really a rotisserie chicken…honey mustard sauce…a bucket of honey mustard sauce…getting kneecapped back in the 1950’s…slapstick movies…a lot of vowels in a row is hard to say but easier to yell…obscure plot holes…the rancher in Silence of the Lambs…Dan fights losing the game…throat punching children…Andy fights for his victory in the game…children growing up to help people…every parent’s worst fear…fava bean, Chianti and skin suit sales…Andy laughs at Dan…update on T-bone & Tina…Dan messes up his line…Andy’s mistake caused Dan’s aforementioned mistake…the name of the podcast…everything has already been created…Andy uses words…Dan needs to be more prepared…closing phrase   

Languages:

2 (English and one word of French)

Pop Culture:

Waiting for Guffman…Arnold Schwarzenegger…Total Recall…Back to the Future…Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy…The Tick…Whammies…Press Your Luck…Seinfeld…Yahoo.com…Florida…The Rock…Sean Connery…Jimmy Stewart…Billy Madison…Snagglepuss…Mickey Mouse…Minnie Mouse…Goofy…Disney…Seabiscuit…Kingpin…The Stratton Story…Bing…Scary Movie 4…Hot Shots!…Silence of the Lambs…Brian Dennehy…Jonathon Demme…Julia Roberts…Jodie Foster…Anthony Perkins…Anthony Hopkins…Selma Hopkins…Don’t Leave Me This Way…Prince…Why You Wanna Treat Me So Bad…The Naked Gun Trilogy…From The Files of Police Squad…Spawn…Real Geniuses…Batman Forever…Heat…Google

Ad:

The Septic Tank Repair Tutorial

Sound FX:

Footsteps…door opening…door closing…toilet flush…cat meow

Number of bad words:

1 (d@#n by @n$y)

Game:

The Movie Quotes Game

Podcast Name Ideas:

It Puts The Lotion In The Bucket…The Naked Gun Podcast…From the Files of Police Squad Podcast…Spawn Podcast…Real Geniuses Podcast…Batman Forever Podcast…Heat Podcast

Links:

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