A Kangaroos without Pouches Podcast: Episode 5C (Audio)

Recorded in sunny Marana, Arizona, this is the third attempt at the fifth KwPP…
Episode 5C (13:25)

Topics:

Dan warns Andy…Dan and Andy will get through the funny together…Dan and Andy have a guest…update on T-bone’s Tina…Dan doesn’t like bad news…ease into having a guest…the guest is mute…the guest can communicate…the guest is not a deafmute…the page flip issue…the guest never told Dan his name…Andy has an in-law with no name and two spleens…Dan asks if Andy is fluent in the guest’s language…the guest wants to stay anonymous…talking about a second guest in front of the first guest…the guest can hear them…the script is funny…a man with no name would be a good guest on a podcast with no title…what does a spleen even do…Andy calls Dan Don…Dan calls Andy Andrew…Andy’s in-law won’t do the podcast over Andy’s family’s bean divide…bean spite is the worst…Dan uses italics in the script…Andy always gives his best effort…referencing two family feuds…Dan compares Andy’s family’s bean divide to the Godfather family…Dan makes an over the top comparison…the script gets Andy again…the guest has been great so far…Dan is learned…Dan walks into a shot by a mute…Dan falls down…Andy has dishes in his studio…Andy has a bad back…Andy calls his wife to help Dan…Andy’s wife does not help Dan…the guest can help Dan…Dan goes into the garage…Andy has javelinas…Dan needs the guest to go potty so that Andy and Dan can do an ad…Andy doesn’t like the guest anymore…Dan checks the guest’s language…Dan and Andy forgot the context…the guest agrees to go to the bathroom…the guest goes into the garage…the guest can hear Andy…the guest finds the bathroom…the guest goes back to the garage…the guest is getting weird…Andy is a great host…Andy is a music snob…Andy likes the guest again…Dan and Andy both move things along just fine…Bon Jovi should not be in the Rock ‘n’ Roll Hall of Fame because they have only made two great songs…Bon Jovi hasn’t made a great song since 1986…Dan and the guest are both critics…Dan had a hot take about Bon Jovi…Dan thinks Weezer is a Hall of Fame band…Weezer has three more great songs than Bon Jovi…Dan names five great Weezer songs…the guest has a better language than Andy…the guest does a drum solo…Dan told the guest that the podcast was actually an audition for a band…Andy doesn’t want to commit to anything…Dan can stop yelling…Dan has a picture of Magic Johnson…yelling at Dan is funny but yelling at the guest is not funny…the guest is on Andy’s side…Andy wishes he was an LA Sparks fan…Dan and Andy trade pictures…Andy keeps sighing…Dan disagrees with Andy…Magic’s tweets are very controversial…Andy is setting-up the guest now…the guest’s timing is impeccable…Andy kneecaps Dan’s big news announcement…Dan thinks of a name for the podcast…Andy doesn’t want to commit to the comedy troupe…closing line…Dan is okay if Andy records it    

Pop Culture:

Romeo and Juliet…The Capulets…The Montagues…The Hatfields & McCoys…The Godfather Part 2…The Corleone Family…The Godfather…Vito Corleone…Wolfgang Puck…The Pope of Greenwich Village…Bon Jovi…Let It Rock…Wanted Dead or Alive…Slippery When Wet…Blaze of Glory…Jon Bon Jovi…Richie Sambora…I’ll Be There For You…Weezer…Hash Pipe…Feels Like Summer…Say It Ain’t So…Undone…Buddy Holly…My Name is Jonas…Magic Johnson…Twitter…Philadelphia 76ers…Toronto Raptors…Jimmy Butler…LA Sparks…Kalani Brown…Marina Mabrey…Angela Salvadores…Michigan State Spartans…Michigan Wolverines…Big 10…cowboys…fake news…Kansas City Chiefs…Los Angeles Rams…Kangaroos without Pouches…comedy troupes…Bing…Google…Duck Duck Go

Ad:

A Product

Sound FX:

Smacking the table…sad trombone…footsteps…dishes crashing to the ground…slide whistle…buzzer…door opening…door closing…garage door opening…garage door closing…toilet flushing…drum solo

Number of Bad Words:

4 (f^%k by @n&y)

Game:

The Magic Johnson Tweet Game

Podcast Name Ideas:

The Kangaroos without Pouches Podcast

Thanks for listening…

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