A Kangaroos without Pouches Podcast: Episode 3C (Audio)

This was our third try at the third try minus the video…
It’s actually 8 seconds longer than the video…

Episode 3C (20:28)

Topics:

Andy wants to know if Dan brought snacks…Dan wants to know if Andy walked back a mistake that Andy made…Dan thought about bringing snacks…Andy doesn’t think he can commit to the podcast…Dan makes Andy name the problems that Andy has with the podcast…Dan noticed two things…Dan makes Andy sound old…Andy goes off script…Dan and Andy like doing a podcast…Dan solves a riddle…Dan disgusts Andy…Andy rhymes in retaliation to Dan’s rhyming…Andy wants to talk about himself more…the audience can see them nodding and pointing at each other…Dan wants to interview Andy…Dan wasn’t very nice…Andy was paying attention…Andy still wants to do the “little” interview…Al Capone was a bad dude…registering for a housewarming party is a good idea…you don’t want to get four sets of silverware…Dan believes Andy…it hasn’t been a very good interview so far…Dan uses a lot of qualifiers…Dan is trying gotcha journalism…the podcast has to be about something…Andy doesn’t like what the podcast is about now…Dan changes the subject…Andy has problems with the plotholes in The Empire Strikes Back…Dan rhymes again…Dan uses the wrong sound effect…Alderaan was the nice planet that got blown up…Tatooine is like the Sahara Desert…the native animal on Hoth froze to death on its own planet but Han and Luke did not…George Lucas shouldn’t create anymore subarctic planets…Dan’s Harrison Ford impression is terrible…Dan uses the correct sound effect…Luke wasn’t a Jedi when he was on Hoth…Luke was the real monster in the snow monster’s cave…Andy skips a page in the script…Dan plays both parts…Andy finds the page on the ground…Dan did not put it there…Andy comes in right on cue…Luke should have gotten gangrene…Yoda didn’t have any feet…Yoda did have hands and he might have had feet…Andy checks the script…Dan writes properly…Andy has to go potty…Andy comes back in…the cat closes the door…Andy learned something…robots creating their own language is terrifying…real people have emotions…paranoia is an emotion if you are actually being persecuted…the script gets Andy…the humans had to pull the plug…the humans are fascists…the robots are English…Dan asks an idiotic question…Andy has insecurities…Andy is only human…computers talking to each other about the Terminator franchise minus Genisys…a peaceful transition of power between robots and humans…the robots are fascists…fascists are murderers…Andy is wondering about the ape in Congo…how do you speak sign language…Andy is impressed by Dan for the first time ever…Andy did not get Congo…we should teach people sign language before apes…Andy makes an obscure movie reference…Friday the 13th is pretty mainstream…Kevin Bacon was in the first Friday the 13th…Kathy Bates won a Tony Award in Night, Mother…Dan doesn’t correct Andy…Fatal Instinct didn’t make as much money as Jurassic Park in 1993…David O’Malley wrote Fatal Instinct and Kid Colter…Chucky’s full name in Child’s Play…Mark Hamil is the new voice of Chucky…Chucky with a lightsaber…Dan is bad at tying…Dan is unprecedented…Dan thinks about stuff that he deems to be important…Andy won’t guess Dan’s podcast name idea before Dan can say it…Dan can’t keep thinking about bad podcast name ideas unless he is doing it on purpose…Andy crosses his heart…Dan wants the podcast to be about something…Big Bird is a character in Sesame Street…Dan keeps having the same problem…closing line

Langauages:

2 (English & robot language)  

Pop Culture:

Rolling Stones No Filter Tour…The Naked Gun…I Spy…Al Capone…The Godfather…Santino “Sonny” Corleone…Dick Cheney…Charles Barkley…gotcha journalism…Star Wars…The Empire Strikes Back…Hoth…The Rebels…The Empire…Imperial Probe Droid…Tatooine…Yavin…Alderaan…Tucson…Sahara Desert…Tauntaun…Han Solo…Luke Skywalker…Wampa…George Lucas…Kamino…The Clone Army…The Force…Harrison Ford…Walter Matthau…John Rambo…Yoda…Kalifornia…Ancient Aliens…Facebook…The Terminator Franchise…Genisys…The Amazing Kreskin…Congo…Friday the 13th Part 3…Jason Voorhees…The Friday the 13th Franchise…Friday the 13th Part 1…Johnny Depp…A Nightmare on Elm Street…Elizabeth Berkley…Showgirls…Kevin Bacon…Kathy Bates…Tony Awards…Broadway…Misery…Night, Mother…Fatal Instinct…Armand Assante…Judge Dredd…Sylvester Stallone…Sean Young…Carl Reiner…Jurassic Park…David O’Malley…Kid Colter…Child’s Play…Chucky…Brad Dourif…Mark Hamil…Big Bird…Sesame Street…Bing…Google

Ad:

Secura-Lazee

Sound FX:

Drill…laserbeam blasts…lightsaber…footsteps…door opening…door closing…toilet flush…bird noises

Game:

The Obscure Movie Trivia Game

Podcast Name Ideas:

The Big Bird Podcast

Thanks for listening…

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